As the title suggests, so forth.
1955: The Year We Didn’t Have Colour
Sigh. Steve Zaillian has in some interviews stated he chose to film his miniseries Ripley in black and white for Netflix because Patricia Highsmith would have been thinking of any film adaptation of The Talented Mr Ripley as being in black and white. But then in the opening scene we see a title card setting the series in 1961. A year after the gloriously sun drenched and full colour French adaptation of The Talented Mr Ripley called Plein Soleil. To some degree I feel that Zaillian is exploiting people’s ignorance of the past to make himself sound very smart and creative. As soon as he made this assertion about Highsmith’s monochrome imaginings, I thought – nonsense. But the FergalDB was on the fritz that day so it could only produce Hitchcock’s 1955 films To Catch a Thief and The Trouble with Harry as the most obvious arguments that he was wrong. When I looked up the most popular films of 1955 I saw this: Lady and the Tramp, Mister Roberts, The Sea Chase, The Tall Men, Galapagos, Love is a Many-Splendoured Thing, To Catch a Thief, Love Me or Leave Me, The Trouble with Harry, I’ll Cry Tomorrow. Only Number 10 at the box office, I’ll Cry Tomorrow, is in black and white. The most popular films of the year were all in vibrant colour. So, Highsmith was thinking in black and white when she was creating Tom Ripley was she? Really, Steve Zaillian?
Hulk Sad! Film Bad!
ITV 4 recently showed Hulk in prime time. After 18 years I thought I’d give it another go to see if I had been too harsh on it. Nope. Danny Elfman’s score is kind of interesting, enough to make me seek out a suite of it on YouTube, and a world removed from the bland music of the MCU. But the film is as borderline unwatchable as I remembered. It strikes me as odd how, just like Heaven’s Gate, it’s a disaster that has some weird editing. It’s like this is a defence mechanism inserted by filmmakers looking at a true turkey – people just weren’t ready for our exciting new style. Nothing to do with the quality of the film. (And amazingly nobody else ever takes up the exciting new editing style for a good movie.) Ang Lee seemed to have a fundamental disconnect with audience expectations. He has Stan Lee and Lou Ferrigno cameo early on in the movie, but this is not going to be a feature inspired by the 1970s Bill Bixby TV version of the character – The Fugitive, drifting from town to town, with added Hulk-outs. Instead this is a very very very serious psychodrama about scientists wounded so badly as children by the behaviour of their parents that it impedes their ability to form relationships as adults – with added Hulk-outs. As bad as the pained sub-Freudian misery is it is only part of the problem.
“Hey, what happened to Benny? Is he not working the night shift anymore?”
“Benny’s dead. I’m the new guy”
“Oh. Good to meet you”
“Same.”
Scientician Jennifer Connelly to fake janitor Nick Nolte. The deadest intonation imaginable on both sides. Writing, in part by Ang Lee’s producing partner James Shamus who worked on crafting the screenplay for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Directing, by Ang Lee, late of the carefully shaded nuance Sense and Sensibility. Acting, by stars of Requiem for a Dream and Lorenzo’s Oil. How? How is it possible that all concerned can have fashioned that interaction, shot it, seen it in rushes, looked at in post-production, and said, Yeah, that’s fine. It’s the definition of does not sound human. Which, symbolised by a green circle, was the dreaded criticism of my sometime script editor and co-writer The Engineer when he would work offer feedback on a draft. Perhaps Ang Lee and James Shamus got confused and thought green circles everywhere on their screenplay was a sign of affirmation that they had nailed the character of the Big Green Guy.