Talking Movies

January 20, 2020

Fears: 2020

Godzilla v Kong

Wingard blockbuster!

But will he get lost in fog?

Does shroud Godzilla…

 

The Love Birds

Stuber does throwback

Almost a Thin Man for now?

But less elegant…

 

Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn gets woke!

But MEW is the Huntress, yet…

This screams disaster

 

Fantasy Island

Why is this horror?

What would R Montalban say?

For shame Maggie Q!

 

Mulan

Another remake…

Disney can make huge money

But still be bankrupt

 

Black Widow

She’s already dead!

Talk about your bad timing

A badly missed chance

 

Artemis Fowl

Ken Branagh directs

But this was shot years ago

Unwise for child stars

 

The One and Only Ivan

Mike White writes for kids?!

Sam Rockwell: gorilla voice

This could be damned odd

 

No Time to Die

“Bond’s too old” – AGAIN??!!!

Rami Malek has a mask

Does script have a clue?

 

 

Onward

Pixar elf movie

Spider-Man and Starlord star

Dubious premise…

 

The Witches

Zemeckis remake

Why? Anne Hathaway cannot

outdo A Huston

 

The New Mutants

Fox does X-horror

X-Men that is, obscure ones

They’re affordable

 

Chaos Walking

Doug Liman’s folly

Is it unreleasable?

Daisy Ridley ‘stars’

 

The Many Saints of Newark

Sopranos Begins

But so long since that hard black

Does anyone care?

 

Morbius

Jared Leto’s back

As comics supervillain

They can’t cut the lead!

 

Coming 2 America

Now a twice told tale?

After 32 long years

Who wanted sequel?

 

West Side Story

Spielberg musical!

Of Bay’s fave, but why did Steve

cast Ansel Elgort?

 

In the Heights

It’s Hamilton man!

But not doing Hamilton

Odd, eye on China?

 

An American Pickle

Seth Rogen in brine

Thaws out, meets hipster grandson

Can this equal book?

 

Dune

Its Achilles Heel?

Lead Timothee Chalamet…

Not a patch on Kyle!

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