The Death and Life of John F Donovan
We have waited long,
Too long, for Dolan anglais,
Now we fear for Snow
Captain Marvel
Brie Larson arrives
To save the day, 90s day.
Nick Fury’s phone friend
Dumbo
Tim Burton is back
Pointless ‘live action’ remake
This will not fly high
Avengers: Endgame
Free at last, says Bob.
Downey Jr’s contract’s up!
Snap away, Thanos!
Godzilla: King of Monsters
Um, may not contain
Godzilla… going by last
bait and switch movie
Men in Black: International
Thor plays dumb, again
Reunites with Valkyrie
But where is Will Smith?
X-Men: Dark Phoenix
It’s X-3 remade,
with little context for Jean,
who cares? C.G.I!
The Lion King
Like the classic one
But now CGI drawings
Why not just re-release?…
Once Upon A Time in Hollywood
QT does Manson.
Bad taste abounds, but also
Pitt, Leo, et al
New Mutants
Fox does X-horror.
X-Men that is, obscure ones.
They’re affordable
It: Chapter Two
They’re all grown up now.
But fear never does grow old.
Yet may be retread?
Joker
Phoenix: Mistah J.
Dark take, from Hangover man.
I’m Still Here: Part two?
The Goldfinch
Dickens in New York,
Bret Easton Ellis Vegas,
Tartt’s chameleon.
Zombieland 2
Hey, the gang is back!
But what can they do that’s new?
A needless sequel.
Terminator: Dark Fate
Arnie’s back. Again.
All save T-2 not canon.
But Linda H back!
Kingsman ‘3’
Hasty sequel two-
Except, gasp, it’s a prequel!
So, but still hasty.
The Man Who Killed Don Quixote
Critics applaud, not
because the thing is done well,
but because it’s done.
Star Wars: Episode IX
Fans don’t give a damn…
Who to kill off next? Lando?
Money grubbing sham.
Little Women
Gerwig’s needless film-
(Winona forever!)
-version seven. Sigh.
Talking Movies 