Hanks fights Nixon – yay!
But at wrong newspaper – boo!
Spielberg, what the hell?
Phantom Thread
Day-Lewis swansong
There Will Be Bodices (sic)
Somewhat overwrought?
The Shape of Water
Del Toro is back
Less Gothic, more Creature-y
and boo hiss Shannon
Red Sparrow
J-Law needs a hit
This will not be it. Too bad.
Ersatz Nikita.
Annihilation
Portman and a man
Odd that, but Garland ‘writes well’
And directs again
New Mutants
Fox does X-horror
X-Men that is, obscure ones
They’re affordable
The God Particle
Cloverfield in space
Elizabeth Debicki
Looks on earth aghast
Pacific Rim
Exit Del Toro,
Enter Steven S DeKnight,
Thanks a bunch, China
Solo
Disney paid a lot
You must help them make it back
Han: the Wall St. Years
Avengers: Infinity War
The infinity
is really the damn cast list
Makes LOST seem restrained
Sicario 2
Blunt has not come back
Instead the wolf is let loose
Del Toro, that is
Ocean’s 8
Cinema’s great hug
Retconned as male privilege;
All girl cast fixes that
The Man Who Killed Don Quixote
Critics applaud, not
because the thing is done well
but because it’s done
A Wrinkle in Time
‘Oprah for ’20!’
It starts here! Diverse sci-fi.
Love this or get coat
Mute
Duncan Jones does ‘Hush’
Berlin barman tracks girlfriend
His fists speak for him
X-Men: Dark Phoenix
It’s X-3 remade,
with little context for Jean,
who cares? C.G.I!
John F Donovan
We have waited long,
Too long for Dolan anglais,
Now we fear for Snow
Holmes and Watson
Will Ferrell bromance
Can’t be worse than Downey/Law
A dumb comedy
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